i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
we made out on top of his cat.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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