Are we in a gay sports bar?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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