Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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