nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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