just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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