wat bout pragnant strippers??
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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