it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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