Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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