Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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