i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think my nap took me to another dimension
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
My life is pants optional.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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