I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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