That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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