its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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