So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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