i just had sex bonerless
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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