The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!