Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.