Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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