that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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