Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
im holly from the hills drunk
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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