Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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