I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm going to jail i love you
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I want to be your penis for a week.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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