Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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