you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
