mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
How external is "for external use only"?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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