I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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