i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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