PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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