Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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