dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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