Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
well you can't waste a boner
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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