Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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