would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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