I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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