haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
oh god the rape fog is back!
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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