Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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