forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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