Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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