I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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