Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.