Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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