Your tits are I can't wait for
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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