The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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