i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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