random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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