Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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