Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
last night I used snow as a chaser
Randomize
