This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
