he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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