its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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