fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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