that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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