Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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