Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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