READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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