So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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